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Counting on riches from Nigeria

5:34 PM, Mar. 16, 2013
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I woke up this morning and realized how blessed I was not to live in Nigeria.

Don't get me wrong, Nigeria has a lot going for it: it is certainly warmer than Wisconsin, has more oil, and grows lots and lots of yams. But the country appears to be overpopulated by widows who are dying of cancer and whose husbands have left millions of dollars in various untraced bank accounts. I know this because the widows (all of them good Christians) keep writing to me and asking me to provide a safe haven for all the money their dear, departed spouses put aside.

I keep wondering why a good Christian would be so focused on ...

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