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Punchlines: Ex-madam vs. ex-politician (also ex-client)

12:42 PM, Jul. 9, 2013
Punchlines: Classic tale of the prostitute and the...
Punchlines: Classic tale of the prostitute and the...: Disgraced former New York governor Eliot Spitzer is back! This time he's running for comptroller against a former prostitute. Who would you vote for? Take a look at a few jokes, then vote for your fav. at opinion.usatoday.com.
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Ah, the classic tale of the ex-madam, her former John and the office of comptroller. Well, perhaps not so classic, but it is a tale playing out in New York City right now. Disgraced former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer is asking for political forgiveness as he ...

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