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Punchlines: Twinkies return, with longer shelf life

12:17 PM, Jul. 15, 2013
Punchlines: Twinkies' triumphant return
Punchlines: Twinkies' triumphant return: Twinkies are back! Starting Monday, the confection will be back on market shelves. What's the best thing about this new version? Find out from the late-night comics, then vote for your favorite at opinion.usatoday.com.
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If you haven't heard the news yet, starting today, the gooey-filled preservative goodness known as the Twinkie will make its way back to market shelves. The bonus this time around? Instead of having a shelf life of a month, the new and improved ...

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