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Punchlines: Is Hyperloop hyperlame?

11:56 AM, Aug. 20, 2013
Punchlines: Is Hyperloop hyperlame?
Punchlines: Is Hyperloop hyperlame?: A couple of the late-night comedians challenge the advantages of Elon Musk's latest invention: a superfast form of transportation that would get passangers from L.A. to San Fracisco in 30 min. Vote for your favorite joke at opinion.usatoday.com.
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What do you get when you cross an air hockey table, the Concord and a rail gun? According to one late-night comedian you get, well, nothing intelligible. But entrepreneurial billionaire Elon Musk says ...

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