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Punchlines: Late-night comics joke about Obamacare

12:25 PM, Sep. 20, 2013  |  Comments

Despite GOP efforts to block Obamacare at every turn, it's coming. Starting Oct. 1, open enrollment begins for health care exchanges.

One comedian says that he has vowed to stop Obamacare or die trying - I'm sure you can guess who said that. But it would be just his luck, he lamented, that he would get close to croaking and then his life would be saved by Obamacare.

Another complains about the fact that we'll have to talk to our doctors about our sex lives from now on. That, he said, is between the NSA and you.

Take a look at the rest of our favorite jokes about Obamacare from the late-night comics in today's Punchlines.

VIDEO: LATE-NIGHT COMICS JOKE ABOUT OBAMACARE

Past Punchlines:

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