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Punchlines: Coundown to shutdown?

11:38 AM, Sep. 30, 2013  |  Comments
Punchlines: Countdown to a shutdown?
Punchlines: Countdown to a shutdown?: The federal government could still be on its way to a government shutdown. Take a look at what the late-night comics had to say, then vote for your favorite at opinion.usatoday.com.
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Well, the public is still waiting to see whether the government will close or keep working. So far, even after weekend opportunities to work things out, the country is still, apparently in danger. Will a bill get passed and signed by the president by midnight tonight? Who knows. But according to one comedian, if it's not, we may see a sign at the White House that says: Coming soon, White Castle.

Take a look at what two comedians had to say on Friday about the possibility of a shutdown.

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