NFL power rankings
1. Dallas Cowboys (last week) 1
Dak and the Giant task.
2. New England Patriots 2
Threatening to win by the dozen again.
3. Seattle Seahawks 4
Having Nike make them snow shoes.
4. Kansas City Chiefs 5
Good in any kind of weather.
5. Oakland Raiders 3
Frozen in their tracks in Kansas City.
6. Denver Broncos 7
Run game more like a walk game.
7. Detroit Lions 8
Playing Chicago can be a bear.
8. New York Giants 6
Starring in Cowboys II.
9. Atlanta Falcons 9
Feeling Tampa’s hot breath on neck.
10. Pittsburgh Steelers 12
Finding their footing just in time.
11. Baltimore Ravens 14
Not excited about a Brady X-mas.
12. Miami Dolphins 10
Still feeling wild about playoff chances.
13. Washington 11
Cousins needs to take liberties again.
14. Buffalo Bills 13
Need Tyrod to tidy things up.
15. Tennessee Titans 15
Fit to be tied in AFC South.
16. Indianapolis Colts 18
May send Texans South for the winter.
17. Green Bay Packers 19
Hope to have more than snowball’s chance.
18. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 20
Have holiday sack to deliver Brees.
19. Houston Texans 16
May not thaw out until January.
20. Minnesota Vikings 17
Receiving Jaguars delivery from FEMA.
21. Arizona Cardinals 25
Plan on quitting later.
22. New Orleans Saints 21
Never defensive about anything.
23. Philadelphia Eagles 23
E-A-G…, oh forget it.
24. Cincinnati Bengals 27
Have an every-once-in-awhile philosophy.
25. San Diego Chargers 22
Will play out hand before heading home.
26. Carolina Panthers 24
Dressed for suck-sess.
27. Chicago Bears 29
Rolling out the Matt in Detroit.
28. Los Angeles Rams 26
Fisher wins, but loses popular vote.
29. New York Jets 28
Wondering if they can take more time off.
30. Jacksonville Jaguars 30
Bortles views INTs as completions.
31. San Francisco 49ers 31
Paper bag promotion begins this week.
32. Cleveland Browns 32
City asking they clean up before they leave.
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